Scott Adams 2009
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams
Yes “Dilbert!”
http://www.dilbert.com/
Hans has had managers at work who are very very patient.  Go figure. One of these managers is a guy named “Dean Clark.”  Dean not only scored Hans a sports chicken, Dean also scored Hans a life sized Justin Bieber cardboard cut out for Muscular Dystrophy Association summer camp, the theme that summer being “Camp Rockstar”. Well actually  Dean did not initially score the Justin Bieber cut out for Hans, because dean’s daughter was too attached to it.  But then just one year of maturing, go figure she was not interested in it anymore. So on Hans’s birthday,  “Justin Bieber” paid a visit to Hans’s cube at work ….with the aid of Dean of course.  Dean is a cool boss!
Speaking of bosses.  Scott Adams writes the well known comic about the corporate world, “Dilbert.” Now you may ask, “Justin how does a rubber chicken signed by Scott Adams qualify as a ‘Sports Chicken?’”  The answer is quite simple: Dean and Scott work out together in the same gym.  HA! That’s where Dean met Scott.  And then Dean later said to Hans, “Dilbert Chicken?” And Hans of course said, “Yep!”    So Dean, who jokes about being a pointy haired boss, as Hans’s boss, asked the author of the cartoon with the pointy haired boss to sign a rubber chicken for me, Justin.  And the rest is history.