San Francisco 49er Cheerleaders 2011
http://www.49erswebzone.com/cheerleaders/
The case of the missing chicken!
Hans’s brother in laws are rabid 49er fans.  So much so that every season they fly to wherever the 49ers are to watch a game together, even though they both live on the east coast.  In 2011 the opening game was in San Francisco. So they convinced Hans to let them in his house.  And then they convinced him to come to the game (they provided the tickets). And then they convinced… no wait, Hans needed NO convincing to walk up to the cheerleader tent with a rubber chicken.  
But there is one slight problem.  There is photographic evidence   of Hans with the cheerleaders and the chicken. BUT Hans got here to my house in 2012 WITH NO CHICKEN.  He says he does not know where it is.  So there you have it, Hans the sports chicken hoarder has lost a cheer leader chicken.  What’s up with that?  Stay tuned…