In 2005 while visiting Justin, Hans said, "Gee what would be really cool with these Sports Chickens is if somehow getting them for you would score me a hot date with some sports chick. Justin replied, "Forget the chicken, I GET the date with the hot chick!" This got Hans to thinking....

Christmas 2005: Hans was volunteering at an MDA Holiday Party in San Jose. One of the MDA staff just so happened to know that the San Francisco Cheerleaders where holding a meet and greet nearby. Hans , finding this out, quickly rushed home to get a rubber chicken and showed up with it, and several photos of Justin in hand. When he arrived, he slapped a rubber chicken down on a table in front of the first cheerleader. She looked at him. She looked at the chicken. She looked at the security guard standing there. She looked at him. She looked at the chicken. She looked at the security guard. The others started to look at Hans, look at the chicken, and look at the security guard. Meanwhile the security guard was watching not cheerleaders, or the chicken, but Hans.

Hans in his quick wit, pulled out the pictures of Justin and explained the entire story of "Justin's Famous Sports Chickens" thus winning the first cheerleader over. As you will see from subsequent photos, Hans won each cheerleader over one by one. BUT, in his typical do gooder infitine wisdom, he forget to get any phone numbers, for himself, or for Justin. Justin still wants to smack Hans, and refuses to listen to anymore of his whining about being single.