The Story of the Trent Dilfer Chicken

So what do Cockroaches, The Muscular Dystrophy Association, a CEO, an Exterminator, a Super Bowl Quarterback, a Country Band, and a Rubber Chicken all have in common?

By Justin's Sports Chicken Master Mind (as dubbed by Justin)
Hans Bernhardt

Hans has never been known to be NON-verbose. As such, his story, no adventure, no Saga, no neverending story for this chicken is, well, verbose. As such, Justin has exercised his executive editorial powers and is forcing Hans to use a journal format, whereby he presents the "abstract" below, and the "rest of the story in another link, for those of you who actually read Hans's stuff. (My sympathies, says Justin)

Abstract

So Ben the CEO exterminator and country band drummer cleaned up my cockroaches and rode off into the sunset to get a rubber chicken  signed by Super Bowl Winning Quarterback Trent Dilfer for my Muscular Dystrophy Association Summer Camp Camper Justin Sokolowski’s sports chicken collection.  Say that five times real fast on one breath, and properly.

The Rest of the Story